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If Owen Wilson read “The Night Before Christmas”
FUCK
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My Pepto-Bismol Super Bowl ad was unanimously rejected
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clever dog tricked me into game of fetch
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“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”
Why wouldnt you just shoot him
You dont understand
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bye how do i become their friend


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“ When I’m not acting I’m writing, usually. I’m about to film a movie I wrote, I’m also painting at night. And then sometimes I’m just watching TV and eating dinner with friends, you know? [x]
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